Episode 2

April 9th, 2008

The conclusion to our Easter premier is here. Let us know how much you like/hate it in the comments!

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  1. white america Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 11:51 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    we are such bots…we suck,ya i can see that happening…funny and sad….lol…cry

  2. Trapper Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 12:21 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Why don’t people get that this show isn’t attackin Jesus??? If anything it makes him look divine and everyone else look bad. Which, as I gather, is pretty accurate.

    These are the same muppets who would’ve nailed him to the cross. They follow whatever’s popular so that they fit in and don’t have to think for themselves or realize what miserable people they actually are.

  3. Anonymous Says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 7:41 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    THERE IS NO GOD, http://WWW.GODISIMAGINARY.COM -.—- GET IT, GROW UP.

  4. Cassidy Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    I really like this cartoon.

  5. Anonymous Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Abdiel: That is what YOU believe, stop hiding behind Brian and speaking for him. And your argument is weak at best. Once again… let’s examine your logic: A lot of people dislike George Bush’s foreign policy, so therefore he must be right! No one dislikes Canada’s foreign policy, therefore it is inert and untrue yeah? Your logic doesn’t hold up once again.

    Joshua: Your rhetoric is astoundingly primitive. Morality can be formed with something called your own ability to observe and assess the world around you. You need God because you’re incapable of accepting who you are as a person and dealing with life. So you invent an imaginary friend who can take the blame when things go wrong and get credit when things go right; it absolves you of responsibility for your own actions and makes you accountable to whatever someone else (be it a bible or a preacher) tells you what is good and bad.

    Sad existance really. Lots of people can and will argue with you but it’s useless because your brain isn’t capable of getting off of the skipped record of ‘God exists because I believe he exists because it’s in the Bible because God wrote the Bible so he must exist, because my daddy… Bible, daddy, Bible, God, Jesus…”

    THINK FOR YOURSELF YOU LACKY!

  6. Joshua Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    I think that the people who claim absolutely that there is no god of any kind are quite foolish. There is no way to disprove that any god exists. The case could be that a god does exist and that he actually wants to trick you and keep you in a perpetual state of delusion, if that were the case how could you disprove it?

    If you truly do not believe in a God then what is your rationale for morality? If you try to argue for any form of absolute morality then you need to do your homework better, and if you accept relative morality then you should have no outrage at anyones actions because you understand that they are simply following a preference of their actions just as you followed yours. No one can argue that one set of moral beliefs is above the other in that case, because every belief would be man made and therefore any one who has a man made belief challenging that belief would be equal. To argue for intrinsic values or human rights is as ridiculous as saying that a shark shouldn’t eat a fish. If we are animals then there is really no value other than the value we give ourselves. Obviously though people argue that morality exists and they say that murder is wrong and so forth. Many people argue on the basis of ‘pain’ ‘happiness’ or suffering, saying that if something causes pain to others or if something would benefit the most amount of people then it should be the moral code. The reality is though there is no TRUE reason other than just comfort why any of this should be followed, but that brings the question of why is it most comfortable not to murder and to ‘respect’ others by not stealing or hurting them? and why is hurting painful and not pleasurable? Perhaps that is a state of illusion in itself it could be argued.

    If any god did exist it would have to bridge the gap between it and us before we would be able to learn about it. It would have to use some form of communication and would have to teach us about itself and about the way that the life it created should be lived. I think this is what is claimed by many of the major religions but none in my opinion come as close as Christianity. There are so many reasons why I make that claim. I am aware that many people would believe they had hundreds of reasons why I am foolish but I think over time most people who feel this way learn that it is a misconception about Christianity and a lack of awareness that actually causes people to claim as fact that it is false. I think if humans want to be completely completely ‘objective’ then they must agree that neither side can claim as objective fact that the other side is wrong. Science measures repeatable, observable, consistent physical phenomena, it cannot rule out that which it cannot measure. Christians know that they can only go so far with facts and then faith kicks in, but everyone has some form of faith and they are irrational to disagree. You have faith right now that the reality before you IS reality, but perhaps you have a schizophrenic episode with a tactile and visual hallucination… how can you 100% rule it out? The true measure of trust in God comes from the subjective experiment of testing His word and applying it to your life. That is the true measure of trust in anything. No one can truly know or believe something they haven’t tested. ‘Judgment without investigation is the highest form of ignorance- albert einstein’ To stand back and look at peoples faith and claim absolutely that it is wrong is naive.
    If you truly do believe it to be wrong well what will you gain from trying to prove it? You might say pleasure, but there are many things more pleasurable, and if you don’t say pleasure then you are deluded because whatever you do, whatever anyone does will be the thing they most wanted to do. Even if you resist something you want, like chocolate, for something you don’t want, like vegetables, you are choosing what you REALLY wanted, good health. There is so much more to say but no one would have even read this far and it is impossible to explain such a broad topic that has so many parts on a limited text box, not to mention most people read what they want and don’t actually evaluate things properly. Most who believe in God would read this in agreement and most who don’t will read it in disagreement and neither would put aside their agenda but would rather be trying to fulfill it. For those who don’t believe in God though, I pity you. For even if you are correct you gain nothing and those who believe lose nothing, but if you are wrong you lose everything. That cannot motivate one to believe in itself but that is foolish enough to deserve my pity. Even if you pretend you’re cool with it that doesn’t even matter because whether you were ok with reality or not it wouldn’t make a difference to the end result and makes you no better or worse of in the end, unless you are wrong and then you are significantly worse off and your ‘contentment’ was the greatest illusion, even greater than if christians were proved wrong because they wouldn’t be aware that they were ever deluded since they would cease to exist. But atheists if they are wrong will think on it for eternity. Think on the presumptuous nature of using flawed, limited, finite senses that you didn’t even create or understand properly to judge the reality and existence of an infinite being. And if you make no judgment and claim nothing, well unfortunately that is claiming exactly that… nothing, and rules out the ’something’ which rules out God. Those who claim nothing I wish you luck in your seeking, and those who claim they know I wish you would seek harder.

  7. Abdiel Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:28 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --3

    I don’t think it is as simple as you claim. I think what brian meant was that the fact that people feel so threatened by it, or the fact that they need to pay out christianity actually supports the christian view that man is rebellious and evil by nature. I don’t think it is as simple as: we hate Jesus therefore he is the son of God. I think that was a summary of a large variety of factors. What Brian is saying is that all the attention and hatred christianity attracts actually supports the belief in God from a christian point of view. Everyone is ‘tolerant’ of other religions much more than christianity. Videos paying out Buddah or Islam aren’t as common and christians believe that is because these religions are inert because they aren’t true. But because man has a sinful rebellious nature against God, Brian is saying that makes them hate God or even hate the idea of God, and that is what he is meant, I think.

  8. The One and Only Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 1:04 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    People hate cheese puffs too. Does that prove that cheese puffs are in fact the son of god?

    By your stupid logic… yes it does. ALL HAIL CHEESY POOFS!

  9. Brian Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:41 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --2

    I am so confused as to why people Attack Jesus… it only proves He is the son of God even more…

    They did the same thing to HIm back in the days He was crucified… and We Hate Jesus, because We love sin…

    Everyone who finds this video entertaining, needs to ask themselves why

  10. The One and Only Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:13 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    LOVED IT!

  11. Jeano Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 1:14 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    AWESOME.

  12. Tom Brady Says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    AGREED PETARD! This show is funnier than my teams loss to the Giants in the Super Bowl

  13. Petard Diladong Baggins Says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 10:46 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Fucking funniest show evar.

  14. Carmello Anthony Says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 10:29 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Hi, I’m Carmello Anthony of the Denver Nuggets and I approve of this show.

  15. Jesus Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    God bless you Gremlin Nation… you are an example for us all to follow

  16. Frank Plutark Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 10:06 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Hail, Jesus:

    Thus far, your characterizations are Accurate (scripturally speaking). For dogmatic atheists, you show an admirable Grasp of the true nature of Christ.

    I am amused - and impressed. Henceforth, the Gremlin Nation will commit its full Power and Resource to the promotion and marketing of this enjoyable programme.

    Here’s to You, Jesus: the Best Friend on fukkinfacebook.

    I go now, to comment on the first Episode.

  17. snatchbandit Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 8:23 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    truely funny stuff, i’m looking forward to more episodes.
    cheers

  18. Kyle C Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 8:03 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    BOOKMARKED!

  19. J-Train Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:50 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Alright, well now that you ladies are finished bitch slapping each other from the comfort of your keyboards.

    I LOVE how the televangelists and the pope are shown as pure evil out of the public eye, yet as soon as the cameras are on they’re purely fake and how they are in real life. You guys should do more with that

  20. Zaphod Beetlebrox Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 7:29 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    Ghost of DA,

    I’m done talking to you, since you only can defend this show by attacking me personally. Enjoy your puking crack whores. I’m going to watch South Park.

  21. Ghost of Douglas Adams Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 8:06 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    You’re a completely degenerate, pompous asshole. Shut the fuck up.

    You Wrote: “That fact that…” wow, I can tell by your basic grammar skills and arrogance that YOU actually believe YOURSELF to be among these ‘intelligent atheists.’ You’re a moron, and you lack taste. Get off this site and quit checking back to your stupid comment if you don’t like JFC. Don’t stoop to gloating about your own intellect when you clearly have none. Wow, you dropped a couple of multi-syllable words, you must be quite the intellectual. You’re a loser and nobody cares about your opinion. Go crawl back into the hole in the wall you came out of and return to your favorite passtime of masturbating to beastiality necro porn. The fact that you listened to something makes you a listener… not an afficianado, or an expert or relevant at all. You’re just another self-centered cunt who believes people care about his existance. They don’t. Go and roll over in your own grave after you kill yourself. Or, go and write, produce and develop your own religious satire that’s sooooo much better than this and then you will have a valid opinion. Until then, you have nothing useful to say, you are not a useful person and you have nothing to base your arrogant stance on. Because you watched Monty Python doesn’t make you a master of religious satire, neither does reading a book. JFC is a well crafted show and in case you didn’t notice lots of people quite enjoy it. So go fuck yourself.

  22. Zaphod Beetlebrox Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 12:21 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --3

    Ghost of Douglas Adams,

    Sorry to insult your intelligence, but I’m surprised someone who knows Douglas Adams would find JFC funny. I’m all for irreverent humor, but this crap strikes very easy targets, and is rather low brow. Once upon a time, atheists represented an intelligent group, but I guess that isn’t the case anymore judging from the vast majority of the comments posted here. That fact that you think this is quality humor & entertainment shows your true colors. And I’ll use this handle any time I want, I listened to the BBC radio shows of HHGTTG long before you were probably born. Adams would be rolling over in his grave if he thought people would enjoy this type of shit.

  23. Jake Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 11:29 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I need more JFC! When’s the next episode comin’ out?

  24. The Ghost of Douglas Adams Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Don’t use my characters names as a handle, especially when what you have to say is stupid. This show rules. As does Life of Brian. You’re an idiot Beetlebrox. Get a life

  25. Zaphod Beetlebrox Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 9:35 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --2

    This show couldn’t be less funny. Every attempt at religious satire is so predicable and retarded. Try watching Life of Brian if you want to see a good example of humor & religion.

  26. Hammy Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +3

    Great show. I will be sharing JFC on my blog.

    Keep up the good work.

  27. Jerry Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    #10 I have to admit the scriptures are all so eloquent and beautiful.. everyone should see Mel Gibsons Christ movie.. it’s so moving.

    Amen.

  28. Jerry Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    well done, I laughed quite a bit.. the story made you think, wonder and oh.. ponder too! There is a difference between wondering and pondering ya know. Anyway, it was cool. Thanks

  29. headlessloon Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    brilliant stuff - really funny visuals and the characters are likeable - i want a crack whore for my closet! love the animation style - the little loops for walking, punching etc. are hilarious! keep it coming!

  30. Steel Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 1:29 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    Well Done!

  31. Electric Jake Rockafeller Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 1:07 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +3

    great stuff

  32. BrendoNintendo1 Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 5:58 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +3

    Blasphemy is a DO!

  33. Paul Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +4

    Sheer brilliance ;-)

    Definitely deserved to be ‘dugg’, hope it makes it to the top !!!

  34. Atheist Insurgency Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 5:59 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +4

    An absolute masterpiece.

  35. Benny Hinn Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 12:18 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +6

    Actually, modern religion is more about manipulating people through fear tactics and empty promises all in the name of making a profit.
    trust me I know I’m Benny Hinn, and by the way I will be suing this site for using my image to advertise their toaster. I did not approve this….

    send me money

  36. Horrified Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --9

    This is horrible! I can’t believe someone can be so twisted enough to do this! What do so many people have against the Christian faith? It is all about having good morals and being a good person! :(

  37. Anonymous Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 7:33 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --13

    SEVEN SAYINGS FROM THE CROSS:
    1. “Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do”
    2.”And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom. And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise”
    3.Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son! Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother!
    4.”And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?”
    5.”Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst”
    6.”When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished”
    7.”And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up his spirit”
    http://www.pbministries.org/books/pink/Seven_Sayings/sayings_intro.htm

  38. Big Bad Crosbie Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 9:06 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +3

    “smack rockets”. Ha ha

    BC

  39. The Pope Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 7:57 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +5

    I am highly offended by this. I only eat boiled rat carcasses, never raw rat blood. That is a waste of good rat meat.

  40. Anonymous Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 7:47 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --4

    this is pathetic

  41. kyle Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 9:21 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    works for me, new episode rocks

  42. Mysturji Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Neither does iPod:o(((
    Where’s a big sissy crying smiley when you need one?
    I want my, I want my, I want my JFC!

  43. Mysturji Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Quicktime doesn’t work:o(

  44. N.S. fan Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 7:34 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    I just read the article in your Media section on the 11-year-old girl that died….. unbelievable.

  45. N.S. fan Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 7:32 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +4

    I love it. I can’t wait for the next one!

  46. wALt Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    Love the new characters. This episode is much smoother and polished as well. Great show, keep up the good work!

  47. snoop Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 3:17 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    pope got pwned!

  48. Catholic Guilt Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    hahahaha… the poop just got owned!

  49. Priya Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +3

    Poor, hippie Jesus.

  50. Anonymous Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 1:39 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --2

    I do know better than all of you. Stop taking Anonymous’ name in vain!

  51. Anonymous Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Wow, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say some loser thinks he’s amazing because he prefers one cartoon over another. Wow buddy, thanks for your opinion… nobody cares. Let us enjoy the show.

  52. Anonymous Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 1:32 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --3

    Wow if i didn’t know any better i’d say the people who made this junk asked all their buddies to write in and say how awesome the show is.
    how can any of this be funny? its so cliche and unoriginal, i gotta say newgrounds makes me laugh more then this dump

  53. Anonymous Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    It’s awesome guys! I love the voices and the little asian man rocks! Very very good… Pats on the back to everyone…. and the voice of Jesus

  54. Mr. C Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 5:02 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Fantastic!
    Very funny - and sooooo true.

    I’m now a confirmed JFC fan!

  55. brin greer Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 4:31 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    exelent mate. if the second comming happend, the christains would treat jesus as a devil worshiper because of the magic he used. the truth hurts. lol. but it sure is funny

  56. PoppoffPeterson Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 2:44 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    I must say it’s good to see the comedy pushed further and also in a smart way. Little things like having the televangelist say that Jesus “Needs to Find Jesus” and that they treat him like garbage are (and I know it’s cliche) FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE! If Jesus were to return in modern day earth Christian bible thumpers would treat him like shit!

  57. Malcolm Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 1:00 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    KILLER!

  58. 2[Y]™ | JFC - Episode 2 Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 11:56 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    […] Here it is guys. They’ve just released episode 2. What a show. It is spectacularly witty, with crystal clear portrayal of televangelists in their true form. My favorite part is the Pope - blood-drinking, rat-petting, old-aged, grumpy, greedy, wrinkled man. The episode is funny as expected, we shall wait for number 3. The episode is only available on the official site for now, will be posted here when available on youtube or myspace. Check it out JFC - Episode 2 […]

  59. v1ktor Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 10:38 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    hahaha awesome. i really enjoyed the correct portrayal of the televangelicals hahaha

  60. Theresa Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 9:51 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    YES! Epic non-fail. Epic pass with A+. Mucho Dopeness! Up with JFC down with everything else. This shit better be on TV soon. It’s about Fucking Time!

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  1. Adam Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 11:22 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    Its funny because when this websites claims to piss off all the “stupid people”, those “stupid people” have built the foundations and rights the United States and all of Democracy for that matter is based on.

  2. James Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 10:19 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Well done. Hilariously funny!

  3. BrendoNintendo1 Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 5:43 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    This was rad! Loved it! More please!
    (if you can tie in FSM and maybe the “pissed Catholic mother” off Youtube, that’d be great)

    To all the people who say “I’ll pray for you” or “blah blah what kinda mental state blah” or “why hate on Jesus” get used to having your ridiculous beliefs mocked, and take your holier than thou bullshit and shove it.

  4. jason Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 6:35 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    this one is for trudie.

    MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUISNESS!!!

    i can’t speek for the rest of us but i can say for sure that i don’t want “god’s” forgivness. he can shove that up his ass, why don’t you start praying for all the doosh bag priest’s and father’s with their jesus stick shoved down some 10 year old boy’s mouth. i’m sure they could use it more than me. or better yet damn the priest to hell and pray that when that 10 year old boy grows up he’ll get some proffesional help and his aging mother won’t have to find his wrist slit, blood drained body in the family bathtub.
    how about you pray for that.

    i don’t need his almighty forgivness nor do i want it, i make my own choices in life whether good or bad.

  5. Ill Tone Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 1:57 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Fucking excellent. I think I will be taking the lords name in VEIN from now on. Addicted to God in IV form. Thanks for using my girlfriend as the crazy Christian lady who is going off on TV. She was better in bed than ever. When I put it in her ass she called me God.

  6. Anonymous Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 11:23 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    To the idiot who said “I don’t like you taking his name in vein”, I think I can honestly say I never have taken jesus fucking christ’s nor his fucking father’s name in VEIN. Takin’ it in VAIN, most definitely, but never in vein. I don’t think it’s like heroin.

    Anyway, this is totally freakin’ awesome. You’re in my RSS now <3

  7. DonTheChron420 Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 9:06 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    and by the way.. that was fucking hilarious

  8. DonTheChron420 Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 9:05 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    lol I love all these people who type in “i pray for your soul” .. fucking losers devoting their whole lives to a fake gods.. I’m not to sure, but isn’t one of the 10 commandments, thou shall not worship graven idols?? hmmm..

  9. Zype Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 6:26 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Freaking Awesome Show!

  10. Murph Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 10:03 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Nice! Can’t wait for more episodes.

  11. CNuG$ Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 12:49 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Keep em comin!

  12. Boner Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 1:20 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    This is absolutely brilliant and all those people on here damning this show. WAKE UP!

  13. Jesus Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 12:20 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Thanks for the comment Tara,
    We have a lot more great stuff coming up.
    I get into some pretty tense situations with some crazy televangilists and just wait till you meet my roommates.
    Keep checking back for updates on the site, the conclusion to this episode will be posted sometime next week.

    If anyone wants to be notified by email when a new episode is uploaded join our mailing list by sending an email to mailinglist@jfcshow.com
    (don’t worry we won’t send out your email to anyone or tell your grandmother you are watching the show)

    Love Jesus

  14. Tara Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 5:51 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Holy Christ Almighty! This IS without a doubt, THE GREATEST thing I have ever randomly come across. OMG! I laughed haaaaaaard, but even moreso I can’t wait for more. It looks like you’z gonna push it more in the next installment. Oh I hope this keeps going!

    Freakin’ Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv it. Such a sweet concept

  15. Mary Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 10:21 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    I find this website most interesting and found it accidentally. It is timely, since I just read: “The Second Messiah” by Christopher Knight and Robert Lomas. This book raises signicant questions regarding all religions and in particular the Roman Catholic church. I was raised a Catholic, however, based on what I have learned about this entity and it’s past, it’s present, and it’s future crimes, I am now an agnostic, until, after further study, will formulate my very own belief system. I will be busy studying the 300+ books contained in the bibliography, but will add this site to my favorites. One of the first statements in this book started my interest in further study:
    “The role of James, the brother of Jesus, has always been seen as a threat to the Roman Catholic Church, and from earlier times the church has controlled history by removing information about this highly impotant figure. As recently as 1996, Pope John Paul II issued a statement declaring that Jesus was Mary’s only child and that therefore James was not his brother after all.” And thus begins the massive cover-up, with masterful diligence by this monsterous and evil organization. I will stay tuned and will be motivated by this site. Peace to all who see the real truth in all the hypocrisy of the CC.

  16. Monkey Spleen Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 8:53 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    did that priest just say “Felatians 3:16″ ?? Hahahaha… pretty sure I’ve never heard of that book in the bible.

  17. Shane Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 10:44 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Wow not sure where you are trying to go with it but I found it funny. Hope you make lots of folks mad and others laugh.
    Free speech and all blah blah…

  18. Cosmic Jewish Zombie Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 8:57 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    Brilliance. It makes no comment about Jesus, only his hypocritical followers. People get all sensitive cause either it’s true or they just don’t get it. Brilliance, sheer brilliance!!!

  19. trudie Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:58 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --6

    I just sat and stared at the screen once the clip was over, I was speechless who would,,,,no what kind of mental state would one have to be in to think somthing like this was funny.

    there is enough out there to keep us entertained without mocking our Lord and Saviour.

    i feel sorry for u all who had a hand in the production of this garbage…..

    FORGIVE THEM LORD FOR THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING……

  20. Lin Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:42 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    Cute, in an unfortunately realistic sort of way… The second coming wouldn’t go over too well, particularly in the bible belt. Good luck!

  21. Arielle Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --3

    I for one can’t imagine why someone would want to make fun of Jesus. Jesus loves us, why hate him? Praise the Lord. I don’t like you taking his name in vein. Don’t you know it says not to do that in the Bible? It’s the most read book of all time, so you should probably read it again and pray for your soul

  22. Malka Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 7:49 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I sure hope the comments about going back to animation school came from animators. For if you where you would know and can see that the animation was done that way on purpose. Love the show guys I know the hard work put into it keep it up.

    Fellow animator

  23. Eternity Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 7:19 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    That was fucking awesome! I laughed really hard, especially when the Crazy Christian Lady from Wife Swap came one. That was great. :) Keep em coming, please.

  24. Austin Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 5:19 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    Pretty funny, I liked Jesus’ obvious distatse for crosses. Definitely run with that. The audio seems a little low at parts, and the volume dial is sort of hard to pull all the way up. Constructively yours.

  25. martin Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 12:56 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    funny stuff, looks like its gonna get really crazy and twisted!! keep it up, get movin on the next episode!

  26. Francis Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 11:16 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    This is mind-shittingly good. Excellent idea and potential. Looking forward to sequels.

    Oh, and P.S. Please stop being so insulting to each other. I’m sure that Jesus really wouldn’t approve. Oh, and although this may be frowned on, it would seem topical:
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/421199

  27. Warren C. Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 10:51 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    Oh man, I liked what I saw fellas. The next episode looks even better though. I like how Jesus is just a regular dude and everyone else is messed up. Also, it was great when you showed the difference between Buddhists and Christians. Can’t argue with that can you bible thumpers!? hahaha

  28. Nacho's a Tool Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 7:51 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Nacho, I’m sure you thought you were being clever by comparing this to South Park… but that just shows what a nob you are. South Park is one of the longest running, widely acclaimed and respected mature, satirical animation series of all time. It has led to great success for it’s creators who have feature films on their resumes… something you could never hope to achieve in your life. Stop trying to play the critic when you have nothing to back it up with jackass.

  29. Lara Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 7:43 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Whenever I produce a show, I always consult people who name themselves after tortilla chips and/or other Mexican snacks. They usually know what their talking about

  30. Caroline Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 7:34 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    Yeah, guys go back to college for some “animations” training. Clearly this dude named Nacho who can’t spell is the person you want to take advice from

  31. boohoo Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 7:32 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --3

    Sorry, but that was retarded. Not funny at all.

  32. NACHO Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 1:52 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --3

    crap.
    who did this?
    go back to animation school please!!!

  33. NACHO Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 1:51 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --2

    i see crap all over it.
    is just another south park wannabe.
    good luck guys, and go back to your community college and do some animations training.
    JAJAJA

  34. rurpit Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    O yeah! Its DARKSIIIIIIDED! NOT CHRISTIAN!! Keep em coming!

  35. Gregory Peckerhead Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    OMFG! I LOVE THE QUOTES IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER! Priceless!

  36. Travis Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 9:33 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    This is seriously one of the best things to happen since Scientology

  37. Cody Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 9:25 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    swwwwweeeeeeeeeeeet!

  38. Peter Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    AWESOME!

  39. Wesley Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 5:27 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    who do you feel sorry for John? Jesus? The Animators? Be specific in your un-earned condescending, anonymous posts you douchebag.

  40. John Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --6

    I feel very sorry for you.

  41. agent spliff Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Well played sir, well played indeed. I enjoyed it, can’t wait to see the next one.

  42. Chris Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 9:17 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Bookmarked, this show rocks. I’ll be anxiously waiting for the next one.

  43. alien piper-clean Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    well done my friends, well done! uh…do you think Jesus will recognize your voices?

  44. tyler love Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 8:00 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    this is great

  45. Navjyot Sudan Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --1

    You should rot in hell for creating something like this…ahaha..jk.
    that was freakin awsumm btw

  46. JeezUS Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    that was funny in all the wrong ways… or, rather, funny because it points out all the wrong things is a humerous light. what a dark comedy we live in where pleople still feel they can rationalize some askew “religion” in the light of our existance. i would pray for them but no one is listenening. but dont take my work for it … ba dum DUMP!

    “Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything… just give him time to rationalize it.”– Robert A. Heinlein

    Also, read Dostievsky’s Brother’s Karamotzof (sp?) it may be as long as the bible but a much easier read (only one author) the ending is much like the video!!!

  47. matt Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    hey ronny, where do you live?
    do you play the banjo?

  48. Joseph Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Hey now Ronny, I certainly appreciate the sacrefacy.

  49. Frannie Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 11:54 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +2

    Bravo! Let me get one thing straight out of the gate here too, I AM A CHRISTIAN! But I am a REAL Christian. We have senses of humor (just as I believe Jesus did) and we’re not all devoid of logic, reason and the ability to see that televangelists, and many ‘organized’ versions of our faith are EVIL. I feel like I’m the Ron Paul of my religion, looking around at all these people claiming to be Christians, yet they want to go to war? THOU SHALT NOT KILL… simple commandment you would think. I am glad that you also showed that twisted fat girl screaming nonsense. That’s not my faith! That’s not all of us. The priests and the rednecks… Jesus was a long haired hippie who loved people, he wasn’t a hater!

    God Bless

  50. Noodlesauce Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Oh well thanks for that Ronny, that totally makes sense

  51. Ronny Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 am  Add karma Subtract karma  --3

    Its good to see how you are thankful for the sacrefacy make Good and Jesus for you,
    “God love both the world, to send his only son into the world to die for the forgiveness of our sins”

  52. Dale Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 am  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    AWESOME

  53. jason Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  --6

    I cannot believe this.
    I pray for you

  54. Bradley Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 2:41 pm  Add karma Subtract karma  +1

    Loved it! Good to see you guys aren’t holding anything back. When can we see the next installment?!